I hate Twilight

What the hell happen? Since when blood sucking carnivoures dead people become the new romantic theme? WTF is wrong with the world?

Twillight sucks

New Moon sucks more

Vampire Diaries, Vampire here and that

what next? Titanic Vampire? Vampire version of gone with wind? Vampire Casablanca?

Those people maybe watching Bullshit and not even realising it!!!!!






Wish this will happen at next twilight

TV Meletup

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TV aku meletup. Tetiba je meletup. Dahlah hari Ahad, mana ada kedai bukak. AKu nak main PS2 aku................ Celaka tul

All women are hoes

My thought.

But if they not all hoes, then why I got to pay to take them out to eat, then? I mean, I'm paying. That's payment!

Normal people thought

Because that's just what you do. You meet a girl, you take her out to dinner, but you're not paying the girl. You're paying the restaurant.

My thought

But I'm paying. Which makes her a hoe. Why don't I just give her the money I was gonna spend on dinner, and that hoe can go grocery shopping?

Rokok

Orang pernah tanya, brapa batang rokok ko isap?

Jawapan:

Aku isap dua batang di waktu pagi
Aku isap dua batang di waktu tengahari
Aku isap dua batang di waktu malam

Membuatkanku rasa lega
Aku isap dua batang di masa aman
dan dua batang di masa darurat
Aku isap dua batang sebelum aku isap dua batang
Pastu aku isap dua batang lagi

Hari Raya

Slamat Hari Raya.

Yes Slamat Hari Raya to all. Congratulations on your decision to balik kampung You've just made the best decision of your lifetime. The first thing you'll want to do is settle your sudden crippling debt by paying the tolls immediately.

Ya besh balik kampung.
Udara segar, pemandangan hijau kangkung,
dan bila malam sejuk gila.
Taiping memang sejuk gila,
Slack bebudak main mercun sampai kul 2 pagi.
Memang nak kene trajang
Jumpa sanak sedara semua makan ketupat rendang dan kuah kacang

Pegi sembahyang raya
Dengar lagu raya
Kena kejar ngan hantu raya
Tak dapat duit raya

Duk memikir pasal lagu lebaran
Asal ada lirik pasal makanan
Mesti dah kebulur sangat kan

Rich and Wealthy.

Rich and wealthy is different.

Whats the different?

Cristiano Ronaldo is rich, the guy that sign his paycheck is wealthy.

I'm not talking rich, I'm talking about wealthy.

I'm not talking about Beckham, I'm talking about Bill Gates.

If Bill Gates wakes up one day with Beckham money, he will kill himself.

I'm not talking about rich, I'm talking about wealthy.

Wealth will set us free, it's like the cheat code that can lift a community from proverty.

I'm not talking abour rich, I'm talking about wealthy.

Wealth his pass down form generation to generation

Rich can loss money in one bad day.

I'm not talking about rich, I'm talking about wealthy.

If Chinese people get wealthy, they will built a big muthafucka mall and get his friends wealthy.

If Malays get wealthy, they buy sport rims. We will put rims in any freaking car we can find. Hell we will get rid of kuali and start cooking in rims if we can.

I'm Quitting my Job

My boss sucks.

He just married again and he's finishing all the company money to his new wife. House car, furniture bla bla

I havent have my paycheck for two months and I say If you dont pay me I'm gonna tell the Labor office and make sure you live the rest your life as a begger.

And........

He doesnt like it when I threaten him. He gave my paycheck and told me to write a resignation letter.

Wait did I write that? He did seems furious when receive my letter cuz 4 more people quit with me.

He said I will receive my last paycheck after Raya. I swear if I dont see my paycheck by next week, I'm gonna hit his car with my hockey stick.

Busniess

Yeah, I'm trying into business now, small one. Maintainance business. Preety good, I can get 1k for one project. If this going right I can be big man

7th of Mei

Hei, hei
the 7th of Mei,
the Power Treason,
and plot.
I know of no reason
why the Power Treason
should ever be forgot.

Kisah Dua Bukit

Kisah dua bukit. Dua bukit yang jadi pertaruhan nak tengok orang sokong atau masih reject BN. Dan orang masih reject. Ada try nak tengok penganalisis politik bercerita kat tv, tapi pebende dia cakap pasal minda lama minda baru aku pun tak paham. Aku tau nie, orang dah memang tak suka BN. Kalau diorang masih takleh reach orang muda, alamatnya karamlah BN.

Inilah terjadi apabila sesebuah parti didominasi oleh golongan elit... kapitalis, yang mementingkan kroni yang tidak mendatangkan hasil atau berkebajikan dan mengabaikan kepentingan ramai. Media memang bagus bila pasal kemalangan atau bencana, tapi benda lain diorang tutup sebelah mata

Land of Confusion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKFIedvbAik

I must've dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
Theyre moving into the street.

Now did you read the news today
They say the dangers gone away
But I can see the fires still alight
They're burning into the night.

Theres too many men
Too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Can't you see
This is a land of confusion.

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands were given
Use them and lets start trying
To make it a place worth living in.

Ooh superman where are you now
When everythings gone wrong somehow
The men of steel, the men of power
Are losing control by the hour.

This is the time
This is the place
So we look for the future
But theres not much love to go round
Tell me why, this is a land of confusion.

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands were given
Use them and lets start trying
To make it a place worth living in.

I remember long ago -
Ooh when the sun was shining
Yes and the stars were bright
All through the night
And the sound of your laughter
As I held you tight
So long ago -

I won't be coming home tonight
My generation will put it right
Were not just making promises
That we know, we'll never keep.

Too many men
There's too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Cant you seeThis is a land of confusion.

Now this is the world we live in
And these are the hands were given
Use them and lets start trying
To make it a place worth fighting for.

This is the world we live in
And these are the names were given
Stand up and lets start showing
Just where our lives are going to.

People

Even when trapped by a steel cage,

The dreams we left behind will open the door!

Even if a monster stands in our way,

Our iron spirit will determine what will be!

We'll break through corruption and cronyism!

And the political tsunami will devour all who do unjust!!

JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE PEOPLES ARE?!

Kotak Rokok

Dah tengok kotak rokok sekarang. Macam apa entah. Gambar kaki bigfoot mana dia letak, gambar janin gugur mana dia letak. Ikut suka diorang je letak gambar camtu. Aduhai nyusah je. Kalau ye pun nak kurangkan merokok jangan letak gambar camtu. Nanti dari orang mati isap rokok, jadi mati sakit jantung tengok gambar tu. Sekarang nak isap rokok, tutup mata, ambik batang rokok isap. Pasni nak gi beli kotak rokok besi RM15 tu kat uptown. Poning kepala aku.

Pengkhianat

Dulu semua bising cakap pasal sorang mamat ni dipanggil pengkhianat. Adakah dia pengkhianat? Ya dia memang pengkhianat. Kenapa? Sebab dalam kehidupan ini kita kena buat keputusan.Khianat kepada sistem atau khianat pada rakyat? Khianat pada dunia atau akhirat? Pada arahan atau pada prinsip? Pada parti atau pada ketua?

Semua keputusan kita ni akan menentukan bagaimana seseoarng itu menentukan hala tuju hidup dia dan apakah persepsi masyarakat pada seseorang itu. Samada disanjung atau tidak.

My Quote

Government philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold--but so does a hard-boiled egg.

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn't exist.