Wednesday, January 26, 2011
How do they do it
The Interpol, CIA, and PDRM were having an argument over who was the best at tracking people. The U.N Secretary was sick of it, so he arranged a test. He released a rabbit into a forest and said "Who ever finds the rabbit quickest is the best. The Interpol, after months of questioning plant and mineral witnesses, concluded that rabbits don't exist. After 2 weeks of false leads, the CIA burned the entire forest to the ground saying the rabbit had it coming. The PDRM went in and came out 2 hours later with a badly beaten bear yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!!!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Illegal downloading
Ok. Aku bukak youtube pastu aku jumpa ada satu menteri ni nak tutup atau halang orang dari illegal downloading. Illegal downloading nie memang salah takleh bangkang. Dan nak tangkap sesiapa yang memiliki CD atau DVD haram. Kalau camtu 98% rakyat Malaysia kena tangkap. Boleh kata kalau diorang serbu satu taman perumahan boleh kata semua masuk balai. Kebanyakan law pasal copyright sebut pasal dua benda.
The right to buy and sell copies of ideas, and the right to control how other people make use of their copies.
No satu takde masalah yang no. dua ni problem. Sebab no 2. nielah orang bergaduh sebab ia macam memonopolikan produk atau idea itu. Senang cite AMV. Anime Music Video yang bersepah kat Youtube. Mesti korang perasan diorang buat videoclip pakai lagu, pastu tak pasal2 video ada lagu entah mana pi. Sampai ada satu video letak ni kat description dia.
Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. Sebab video ni tak buat diorang duit diorang ni boleh letak lagu bawah fair use bawah non profit.
Pasal illegal downloading pula. Diorang pun terer ga. Downloading dan uploading is non profit. Yang buat duit ialah diorang punya ads. Dari situ duit masuk, bukan download. Maknanya diorang takleh sue pasal downloading.
Malaysia punya law punyalah panjang aku tak baca semua, dan tak berapa paham. Tapi aku cari fair use dan aku jumpa nie.
Fair use boleh untuk:
for the purposes of private study
non-profit research
criticism
review
reporting of current events.
jadi kalau orang Malaysia download cite dari international punya website dan declare untuk non profit research, katakan untuk review movie itu dan letak review dia kat youtube atau blogspot untuk semua baca, diorang boleh kene tangkap ke? Sebab itu kira research sebab dia kaji filem itu.
The right to buy and sell copies of ideas, and the right to control how other people make use of their copies.
No satu takde masalah yang no. dua ni problem. Sebab no 2. nielah orang bergaduh sebab ia macam memonopolikan produk atau idea itu. Senang cite AMV. Anime Music Video yang bersepah kat Youtube. Mesti korang perasan diorang buat videoclip pakai lagu, pastu tak pasal2 video ada lagu entah mana pi. Sampai ada satu video letak ni kat description dia.
Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. Sebab video ni tak buat diorang duit diorang ni boleh letak lagu bawah fair use bawah non profit.
Pasal illegal downloading pula. Diorang pun terer ga. Downloading dan uploading is non profit. Yang buat duit ialah diorang punya ads. Dari situ duit masuk, bukan download. Maknanya diorang takleh sue pasal downloading.
Malaysia punya law punyalah panjang aku tak baca semua, dan tak berapa paham. Tapi aku cari fair use dan aku jumpa nie.
Fair use boleh untuk:
for the purposes of private study
non-profit research
criticism
review
reporting of current events.
jadi kalau orang Malaysia download cite dari international punya website dan declare untuk non profit research, katakan untuk review movie itu dan letak review dia kat youtube atau blogspot untuk semua baca, diorang boleh kene tangkap ke? Sebab itu kira research sebab dia kaji filem itu.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
The Expandable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s
This is and will be the most epic and manly movie ever made. Just look at the cast
Stallone, Arnold Susahnakeje, Jet Li, Jason Stahm, Terry Crews, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture
They took the action heroes from 80's, 90's and 2000's and put them in one movie.
Stupid van damme for turning down a role in this movie.
This is and will be the most epic and manly movie ever made. Just look at the cast
Stallone, Arnold Susahnakeje, Jet Li, Jason Stahm, Terry Crews, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture
They took the action heroes from 80's, 90's and 2000's and put them in one movie.
Stupid van damme for turning down a role in this movie.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I hate Twilight
What the hell happen? Since when blood sucking carnivoures dead people become the new romantic theme? WTF is wrong with the world?
Twillight sucks
New Moon sucks more
Vampire Diaries, Vampire here and that
what next? Titanic Vampire? Vampire version of gone with wind? Vampire Casablanca?
Those people maybe watching Bullshit and not even realising it!!!!!
Wish this will happen at next twilight
Twillight sucks
New Moon sucks more
Vampire Diaries, Vampire here and that
what next? Titanic Vampire? Vampire version of gone with wind? Vampire Casablanca?
Those people maybe watching Bullshit and not even realising it!!!!!
Wish this will happen at next twilight
Saturday, December 12, 2009
TV Meletup
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TV aku meletup. Tetiba je meletup. Dahlah hari Ahad, mana ada kedai bukak. AKu nak main PS2 aku................ Celaka tul
TV aku meletup. Tetiba je meletup. Dahlah hari Ahad, mana ada kedai bukak. AKu nak main PS2 aku................ Celaka tul
Monday, October 26, 2009
All women are hoes
My thought.
But if they not all hoes, then why I got to pay to take them out to eat, then? I mean, I'm paying. That's payment!
Normal people thought
Because that's just what you do. You meet a girl, you take her out to dinner, but you're not paying the girl. You're paying the restaurant.
My thought
But I'm paying. Which makes her a hoe. Why don't I just give her the money I was gonna spend on dinner, and that hoe can go grocery shopping?
But if they not all hoes, then why I got to pay to take them out to eat, then? I mean, I'm paying. That's payment!
Normal people thought
Because that's just what you do. You meet a girl, you take her out to dinner, but you're not paying the girl. You're paying the restaurant.
My thought
But I'm paying. Which makes her a hoe. Why don't I just give her the money I was gonna spend on dinner, and that hoe can go grocery shopping?
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Rokok
Orang pernah tanya, brapa batang rokok ko isap?
Jawapan:
Aku isap dua batang di waktu pagi
Aku isap dua batang di waktu tengahari
Aku isap dua batang di waktu malam
Membuatkanku rasa lega
Aku isap dua batang di masa aman
dan dua batang di masa darurat
Aku isap dua batang sebelum aku isap dua batang
Pastu aku isap dua batang lagi
Jawapan:
Aku isap dua batang di waktu pagi
Aku isap dua batang di waktu tengahari
Aku isap dua batang di waktu malam
Membuatkanku rasa lega
Aku isap dua batang di masa aman
dan dua batang di masa darurat
Aku isap dua batang sebelum aku isap dua batang
Pastu aku isap dua batang lagi
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