All women are hoes

My thought.

But if they not all hoes, then why I got to pay to take them out to eat, then? I mean, I'm paying. That's payment!

Normal people thought

Because that's just what you do. You meet a girl, you take her out to dinner, but you're not paying the girl. You're paying the restaurant.

My thought

But I'm paying. Which makes her a hoe. Why don't I just give her the money I was gonna spend on dinner, and that hoe can go grocery shopping?